Funny Pet News #5- Lizard Sex, Dog Hulk, Pig Art
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This is Zootoo.com’s program dedicated to Funny Pet News.
Watch as Laura and Beth bring you real pet news that proves the truth is stranger than fiction.
This episode;
Diet Pill for Dogs
Human Chimpanzee
California Spay/Neuter Bill
Undercover Robotic Lizard
Whippet Hulk
Cat Survives 3-Week Pacific Ocean Crossing
Pig-Casso
Show transcript;
LAURA: The most muscular dog you’ve ever seen, a Painting Pig-Casso, and a solution for chunky dogs. All true today on Zootoo News.
BETH: Because we can reference Doggy Style, and still stay rated G.
STORY 1:
BETH: The FDA has approved a prescription diet pill for dogs called Slentrol that helps suppress a dog’s appetite and block the absorption of fatty foods. The drug is highly recommended for any dog that’s ever complained about having a huge ass.
STORY 2:
BETH: Campaigners in Austria are fighting to give human status to Hiasl, a 26 year old chimpanzee. The activists say they have a solid case because the chimp can recognize himself in the mirror, play hide and seek, and he breaks into fits of giggles when tickled.
Unfortunately, so does Elmo.
STORY 3:
LAURA: In California, a bill that would require most dogs and cats to be spayed or neutered has been postponed, despite the lobbying efforts of Bob Barker. When asked for comment, Bob says if he has to he will take the spay and neuter matter into his own hands with the new MiracleBlade knife set [for a retail price of .95]!
STORY 4:
LAURA: Scientists in New Zealand have created an underwater robotic lizard to record the breeding patterns of rare prehistoric lizardoids. So far, the study has found that scientists will go to extreme lengths to see some really kinky porn.
STORY 5:
BETH: No, this dog does not have schwartzeneger’s genes, nor has she spent a single day at the gym. Wendy is a whippet with a rare gene defect that gives her “double muscle.”
She enjoys long walks, eating organic dog food, or anything else she desires. Because what Wendy says, goes.
Despite her stature, Wendy’s owner says “she is a really sweet dog. Sometimes she even lets me leave the house.”
STORY 6:
BETH: Pamela Escamilla accidentally packed her cat in a shipping container and sent it over the Pacific Ocean. When she opened the container 18 days later, Escamillo was relieved to find the cat alive.
She was even more relieved to find her son Bobby, packed in with the linens.
STORY 7:
LAURA: Ten year old Smithfield, a pet pig diagnosed with nasal cancer has a unique way of supporting his second round of chemotherapy — by painting! He is selling a calendar featuring his original art.
Let’s take a look.
Tags: Barker, cat, Chimp, Chimpanzee, comedy, Diet, dog, funny, Lizard, News, Painter, pet, Pig, Pill, Reptile, Sex, weird, Whippet, zoo, Zootoo
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November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
sexy vid of me dancing
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
LOL! awesome news, i’m subscribing.
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
oh my god
why does everyone think blondes are stupid >:(
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
I want one of those dogs. I’ll use it to scare all the chavs with their pitbulls. That’ll teach em!
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
wow o wow this was interesting…that whippet is soooo weird and wat up with the flippin lizard….NASTY MAN THEY LIKE MATING OR SOMETHING and a pig drawing and impossable to be so fat and have a desiese that lizard…man it needs some serious theropy….enough said.
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
omg that dog was fucking huge!!
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
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November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Those aren’t lizards, those are Tuatara’s. You can count on stupid blonde’s to screw up the news, and have no idea what they’re talking about while they do it.
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Nobody cares.
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
omfg i just touched my light switch on the lamp and got electricuted!!! omfg, now im scared to touch the light!!
and man i have never been electrecuted so badly before, it f-n shook my arm bad
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
lol go news!
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
those females are hilarious
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
The stories are real, the jokes at the end of them are… Well.. Jokes, I have read most of these stories on yahoo news and AOL news, even seen them on tv, but, they do funny jokes at the end of them, I think the idea of these vids are great. Google some of these stories and you will see they are actually real.
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
the whippet is real, the dog have a genedefect or something, look at google: Wendy the muscular whippet
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
omg i have a whippet and that one puts him to shame
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
nah it aint a real news show :p
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
is this real if not for about 10 seconds i tought it was I still don’t think it’s real
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
horny lizards…LOL
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
funnie chicks!
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Not at all…
I’d still do them though
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
I agree, the girls arent funny at all.
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
The jokes are funny the girls just dont deliver.
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Hey gals i was wondering if your a real live tv show or not??? if not can ya tell me what prgram you used to crwat this??
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
lol
November 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
Hey Guys! What happened to you! Are you back doing new shows? I hope so! Jilli Dog won a National Pet Trick Contest, this week! Fun! Check YouTube “Jilli Dog Greatest Poker Playing Dog” good luck! You guys are great! best regards, rick